| Hello. Welcome to my (ultimately terrifying) planet, named Wilkos. In it resides some goo people I have never met before and so can't be bothered to name, but my trusty companions are: 1) Butch. A very girly gay Alien who likes fluffy pink handcuffs. 2) Pig. A Pig with a seriously bad anger problem. 3) Wig. Pig's hair. He's a bit stupid, really. 4) Dig. Pig's arch nemesis. A rusty lime coloured spoon. 5) Jeremy. A sparkly rainbow tarantula who likes to burn things. Anything will do. There you go! My little world. But I'd get out of here pretty quick, because Jeremy's trying to put a lighter to your hair ... |
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The Slopewhere did we go wrong; where are we bound? our bond is declining without a doubt I try my best for you to be satisfied but all I've learned is disappointment in my lifeThe Slope
where does the line end; where did we fall? was it when I snapped 'I never liked you at all'? and the truth started to weave into lies? and now too early we have to say goodbye.
by ~PeanutButterPajamas
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migraineit's slitting into a forked road and you're running out of bold print signs sort of nervous to touch the split because there's a headache coming on go to the trees and the trickles twist something awful head for the stream and the branches never crackled like that before tight smile clenched jaw (because it's just a tad stressful) moon or stars moon or stars who would think they'd provoke such hard thinking andechoesandechoesandechoesanddarlingit'sneverbeenquitesoloud before.migraine
by ~tempust
Fallen AngelFallen AngelFallen Angel
And so I come face to face
With the likeness of the angel of my dreams
A dream so far away and yet so near my heart
As to be at the beginning of my memory
That small twinkle of light
Shining through the eternal night of my days
Was enough to carry me through
Until the breaking dawn
Not all fallen angels are enshrouded
In evil and malevolence
But encompassed in serene and consoling darkness
by ~ForeverxXxFalling7
Happy??Your face i used to worship it now i want to use it as a welcome matHappy??
Your smile it used to be so beautiful now it wouldn't matter if your teeth were pearls
your hand
i used to hold it he he... i use each finger as a chicken wing
your arms they wrapped around me now they're tied behind your back because your in a room with my brother and a chainsaw :]
Your legs they touched mine when we stood close now i have used my ninja skills to dislocate both of them
Your eyes how they used to gaze at me i hope th
by ~ELSreality
who are youAM I JUST AN HALLUCINATION! AM I NONSENSE-MUTILATION.who are you
i'm so sick, i'm so sick i'm so sick!
porno,porno, porno,porno,
!THE RIVERS FLOWIN AND I AM GOIN THE RIVER THE RIVER DELIVER
the child into the hands of the pedophile
do we die and file, the moment- and sue the man?
IS THE DESTRUCTION
THE ERUPTION- IN HER MOUTH PLEASE BABY DONT TAKE IT OUT!
is the reason we live to kill the killer and to love the sinner.
to be the undertaker. to
by ~brokenheartsbleeding
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- Current Residence: Wilkos with the Aliens.
- Interests: Hijacking buses.
- Favourite movie: Death Note: The Last Name. As you might tell, I can be a very antisocial and angry soul ...
- Favourite band or musician: ... well, that's what the therapist said.
- Favourite genre of music: Fingernails on a chalkboard.
- Favourite artist: That Pig over there. Hi, Pig.
- Favourite poet or writer: That twat over there sticking his head in an oven.
- Favourite photographer: Mr. Blobby.
- Favourite style of art: Peanut butter jell-eyhh. Peanut butter jell-eyhh. x2 Peanut butter jell-eyhh and a baseball bat.
- Operating System: A bed-shaped crouton. It's amazing, I know. Top quality. Got it at Specsavers.
- MP3 player of choice: Demi Lovato. Shit, wrong box. That should be in Print preference.
- Shell of choice: Shells offend me.
- Skin of choice: Olay - love the skin you're in.
- Favourite game: Lies!
- Favourite gaming platform: Level/platform forty three on Mario Super Gaydom.
- Favourite cartoon character: The Queen. Oh, and Pig. Never forget Pig.
- Personal Quote: If a Pig has a Wig, and Digs hate Pigs with Wigs, do Wigs hate Digs and masturbate with Pigs?
- Tools of the Trade: ... a vibrator?
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I'd just like to announce something ...
... I'm Hitler reincarnated.
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Butch - the really girly gay Alien.
Pig - the Pig.
Wig - Pig's hair.
Dig - talking spoon.
Jeremy - sparkly rainbow tarantula.
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"Are you pleasuring a figg newton?"-the back of my mind
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I'd just like to announce something ...
... I'm Hitler reincarnated.
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Butch - the really girly gay Alien.
Pig - the Pig.
Wig - Pig's hair.
Dig - talking spoon.
Jeremy - sparkly rainbow tarantula.
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"Are you pleasuring a figg newton?"-the back of my mind
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"The gate of tomorrow is not the light of heaven, but the darkness in the depths of the Earth."[link]
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I'd just like to announce something ...
... I'm Hitler reincarnated.
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Butch - the really girly gay Alien.
Pig - the Pig.
Wig - Pig's hair.
Dig - talking spoon.
Jeremy - sparkly rainbow tarantula.
may I be a resident? or do i have to add myself to the waiting list as long as the fifth elephant on the left's toenail?
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"The gate of tomorrow is not the light of heaven, but the darkness in the depths of the Earth."[link]
Name:
Age:
Temper:
Personality:
Skills:
Flaws:
Ability on scale of ten to poke tongue with nose. Yes, I said tongue with nose, not the other way around.:
Species:
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I'd just like to announce something ...
... I'm Hitler reincarnated.
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Butch - the really girly gay Alien.
Pig - the Pig.
Wig - Pig's hair.
Dig - talking spoon.
Jeremy - sparkly rainbow tarantula.
Age:17
Temper:Snails
Personality:biscuits
Skills:Attack with penciiilll!
Flaws:Hair too red
Ability on scale of ten to poke tongue with nose. Yes, I said tongue with nose, not the other way around.:i'd say a 2
Species:The species thats winning
xD
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"The gate of tomorrow is not the light of heaven, but the darkness in the depths of the Earth."[link]
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